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Date: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:05:02 -0500
RE: FULFILLING THE WILL
My name is David Adams a practicing lawyer in the United Kingdom. (Call us back when you are ready..We don't want no Amateurs)
I want to seek your candid collaboration in handling a business venture that I feel would be mutually beneficial to you and I May I ask your
(RUN ON SENTENCE - 10 Pts)
permission to present you as a beneficiary to the will of one of my trusted clients? My client and his whole family members where involved in
the Sharja air crash on the 25th of July 2004.( http://www.hindu.com/2004/02/11/stories/2004021104761400.htm but it was IRANIAN, so wtf - 10pts for talking about Iranian stuff)
Since after this unfortunate incidence (Incident Dumbass - Wrong word -10pts) I have not been able to locate
any member of his family to be presented to his bank for claims of his
deposit (Only 1?) as the law permits. It is now about time the government of the
United Kingdom convert the money to hers. (O thank goodness, I was worried they would convert it go camels or worse yet , goats! How many 'hers' do we get?)
On receipt of your response in affirmation of your willingness to work (Fug that, I'm lazy)
with me I will send to you full details and more information about
myself and the said funds for your better understanding. (Good, because currently my 'understanding' rating is "shitty")
As I am yet to get your consent on this issue, I prefer not to divulge (Hmm...Still in the closet eh? - ashamed of sexual orientation -10 pts)
my full identity so as not to risk being publicized, which consequence
is detrimental. (Daddy would kick your ass? - afraid of repercussions - 10pts)
I will prefer we communicate for now via email. Subsequently telephone
and fax correspondence would be entertained. However if you would want
a brief chat, my personal email address is:
dansuki@dmwn.com (Yeah, I can see how dansuki would equate to David adams...How obvious - Trying to be devious - 10pts)
nigagric@indiatimes.com (This must be his 'life partner's email)
Yours sincerely
David Adams (NOW this is funny, I wonder if he's related to RUFFRIDER - Lee Adams!)
Well, at least he's a COWBOY!
