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WORST MOVIES!!!

Postby =alAmo=Hitman on Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:52 am

What were the worst movies you have seen at any point in time. My list would be,I'll make it short,

1.House of the dead-oh boy, yeah, I have no comment
2. Bloodrayne- Starting to see a pattern in movies here?
3. Jarhead- Stupid war movie that had no point and no action at all.
4. Last house on the left- People loved this movie, but it sucked.
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Postby =alAmo=skeleton on Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:33 am

Jarhead, OoooRah....

A complete waste of Jamie FOxx. Gyllinhold, well, he's a rump ranger so who cares about him.

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Postby =alAmo=Chapel on Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:40 pm

Hitman.... whats wrong with you bro. I only saw jarhead. the other ones i knew to stay away from :roll: .


1) Eye Of The Beholder [smilie=thefinger.gif] . my wife picked this movie I watched it to the end thinking something was going to happen.

2) Stay. again my wife picked it. [smilie=a_madtongue.gif]

3) Simon says . I almost killed my wife. :twisted:

4) pirates of the Caribbean [smilie=pirate.gif]
: at worlds end. please GOD give me back the 3 hours of my life I will use it to play DOD

and 5) alexander Oliver stone why..... I throw up in my mouth[smilie=rlp_smilie_207.gif]

number six would have been Broke Back Mountain (insert smiley here) but lucky I told my wife what it was about And She Said $#@% NO!!!!!! My wife is # 1 [smilie=loveyou.gif]
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Postby =alAmo=Hitman on Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:13 pm

lol, chapel, guess your wife made the right choice in the end. Oh I got another stinker for you guys

A SOUND OF THUNDER- Its about the future and how there is this company that can take you back in time as a sort of tour. Well, they go back to the time of dinosaurs, but wind up bringing something back with them to their own time and changing their world into the jurassic world. Its a terrible movie with even more terrible effects!!
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Postby =alAmo=skeleton on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:58 pm

Chapel Wrote
and 5) alexander Oliver stone why..... I throw up in my mouth[smilie=rlp_smilie_207.gif]


Alexander!!!!! Three Words: Angelina Jolie's Butt
5 More words: Rosario Dawsons tits and bush. The rest of the 'grabby pecky' stuff, not so much.


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A SOUND OF THUNDER- Its about the future and how there is this company that can take you back in time as a sort of tour. Well, they go back to the time of dinosaurs, but wind up bringing something back with them to their own time and changing their world into the jurassic world. Its a terrible movie with even more terrible effects!!


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Postby =alAmo=Dudeman on Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:42 am

you all forgot to put AvP R. if you havent seen it dont and if you have im sorry it was a waste of money. i think this movie out ranks in the worst movies. no lie there
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Postby =alAmo=skeleton on Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:45 am

A v PR Why stinko pray tell?
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Postby =alAmo=Hitman on Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:42 am

=alAmo=Dudeman wrote:you all forgot to put AvP R. if you havent seen it dont and if you have im sorry it was a waste of money. i think this movie out ranks in the worst movies. no lie there


Oh man, I really wanted to see that one too. The first one was meh, so I was hoping this would be better.
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Postby Jaxx on Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:46 pm

well they didnt want to fail to disapoint...

a friend of mine worked on the aliens, and he showed me some of th stuff pre-release, i thought it was going to be really cool, but nothing beats the first 2 alien movies.
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worst movie

Postby destruction on Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:01 am

the worst movie to date was the village... hands down
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Re: worst movie

Postby =alAmo=Hitman on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:38 am

destruction wrote:the worst movie to date was the village... hands down


OMG, how could I forget that movie!!!!?? I completely agree destruction.
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Got you all beat!!!

Postby =alAmo=skeleton on Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:15 am

Got you all beat!
Saber is currently into watching Zombie movies (Don't ask me why, I don't know) so on Saturday we rented a movie called Zombiez.

Yes, it was a Ghetto Zombie movie. The executive producer, a chick named Garcia, was also the star of the movie. This puerto rican chick, with a big ass, made sure that most of the action in the move was either her running or walking away from all the zombies (Who by the way , could run really fast, use weapons, and talk) while the camera focused on her bootie. It was very funny after a while.

The director was Zachary Winston Snygg (Wonder if they called him Snygg doggie or Snygg Diddie)

Best character: Nursing Home Aide crazy guy
Best Scene: Finding her husband


This get's my nomination for worst movie of all time.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467149/
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Re: worst movie

Postby Jaxx on Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:26 pm

destruction wrote:the worst movie to date was the village... hands down


i love m night. just because you don't like the ending doesn't make it a bad movie. alot of my friends told me not to go see it after they did, and i loved it, its one of those incredible plot twists that you don't see coming. wich is the point. nothing works out how you want it. and you cant be afraid of trouble, or trouble will come find you.

i just saw Atonement, and it was one of the worst endings ever. and yet it was one of the best movies ever. if your not into deep thinking don't go see it, because even if you understand it, you wont like it. becuase the whole point of the movie is the ending.
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Postby =alAmo=Hitman on Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:32 pm

those wacky puerto ricans lol, I'll have to check that out.
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You'll like it

Postby =alAmo=skeleton on Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:00 pm

I'm thinking you'll like it because it looks like the whole thing was filmed in New Jersey, under a bridge. I bet you even know the bridge.
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